I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.

200 days until the wedding.

Can I sue a website for stealing my identity (in cartoon form)


( Does it freak anyone else out that this looks EXACTLY like me? )

heh.

We have less that 33 weeks until the wedding... Can I start freaking out yet?
(PS - 1 week in wedding time is roughly equal to 2 days of real world time)

I swear the "To Do" list grows every time I think I'm on top of stuff.

Okay, vent over.

Wow... now THAT is threatening.

This is why people are fucking stupid. 10 cities and only Boston caused a panic. This proves that young people need to be more involved with the FBI. I'm sure if there was someone young around they would have just said, "Bomb? WTF. That's a moonanite. Chill"

My favorite quote...
"It had batteries and wires, it could have been anything"

Yeah, and it could have been a vibrating sex toy.

ATHF is the bomb.


EDIT: Thank God these people weren't around when Light Brights were popular.

Step #1: Click on this link (not a virus, i swear!)

Step #2: Read these gems from the bride herself that will answer ALL of your questions...

"He's 49. There's a 27 year difference between us, but we rarely even notice it. He says I'm very mature for my age and I say he's just a big kid. Either way it just works for us."

"I met him because and ex-friend worked with him and didn't have a car. I volunteered to pick her up from work for about two weeks and since they were friends she'd make a point of saying bye to him before we left. It gradually went from her insisting we talk to him to me insisting. He was interested before I was. We were friends for about 2 and a half years before we started dating."

"As to the subject of my parents: yes & no. My step-mom was great. She loved him before she even met him (because he made me happy, I'd just come out of a relationship that ended badly). My dad was on the fence, but my step-mom brought him over to our side and once they realized they went to school together (even graduated together same year) and they had something to talk about they were fine, we couldn't shut them up. My mom on the other hand was a different story. She was very unhappy about the situation. It took her a long time to be okay with it, and while I think she still has some doubts, she treats him as family now. My step-dad is hard to read, but I think he likes him."


I puffy heart theknot.com.

To start making empty promises about getting in shape! Too bad I actually have to do it this time. I don't need to look chubby in our wedding pictures. So although it is prior to January 1st, I am hereby making the resolution to finally lose the soft smooshy layer that is slowly covering my body. In order to do so, I must also severely change my eating habits so I suppose I will resolve to do that as well.

So cheers to getting hot again! ;)

**Note to self... totally glad that Heather and Todd aren't on there.
***Second note to self (and Todd)... if we ever have a girl, we're not naming her what you originally wanted to. LOL

Girl Names

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1 Emma
2 Madison
3 Ava
4 Emily
5 Isabella
6 Kaitlyn
7 Sophia
8 Olivia
9 Abigail
10 Hailey
11 Hannah
12 Sarah
13 Madeline
14 Lily
15 Ella
16 Alyssa
17 Riley
18 Chloe
19 Lauren
20 Grace
21 Kaylee
22 Samantha
23 Brianna
24 Mia
25 Alexis
26 Addison
27 Mackenzie
28 Natalie
29 Taylor
30 Zoe
31 Sydney
32 Anna
33 Elizabeth
34 Isabelle
35 Avery
36 Maya
37 Savannah
38 Makayla
39 Kayla
40 Julia
41 Megan
42 Morgan
43 Jasmine
44 Katherine
45 Ashley
46 Allison
47 Kylie
48 Arianna
49 Jordan
50 Keira
51 Gabriella
52 Rachel
53 Peyton
54 Brooklyn
55 Brooke
56 Victoria
57 Claire
58 Abby
59 Audrey
60 Rebecca
61 Katie
62 Alexandra
63 Sophie
64 Camryn
65 Kate
66 Amelia
67 Paige
68 Caroline
69 Leah
70 Aubrey
71 Lillian
72 Gabrielle
73 Jessica
74 Ashlyn
75 Charlotte
76 Jayden
77 Kennedy
78 Jenna
79 Gracie
80 Alexa
81 Kendall
82 Molly
83 Lucy
84 Ellie
85 Trinity
86 Faith
87 Mckenna
88 Amanda
89 Nevaeh
90 Nicole
91 Gianna
92 Maggie
93 Destiny
94 Jada
95 Angelina
96 Erin
97 Marissa
98 Juliana
99 Bailey
100 Layla


Boy Names

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1 Aiden
2 Jacob
3 Ethan
4 Ryan
5 Matthew
6 Jack
7 Noah
8 Nicholas
9 Joshua
10 Logan
11 Andrew
12 Michael
13 Caden
14 Dylan
15 Tyler
16 Connor
17 Jackson
18 Caleb
19 Jayden
20 Alexander
21 Nathan
22 Brayden
23 Zachary
24 Benjamin
25 William
26 James
27 Daniel
28 Gavin
29 Evan
30 Luke
31 Joseph
32 Landon
33 Christopher
34 Mason
35 Cameron
36 Anthony
37 Owen
38 Gabriel
39 Austin
40 Lucas
41 Christian
42 John
43 Sean
44 Elijah
45 David
46 Samuel
47 Carter
48 Hunter
49 Brandon
50 Alex
51 Jordan
52 Liam
53 Thomas
54 Justin
55 Dominic
56 Ian
57 Jake
58 Colin
59 Hayden
60 Jonathan
61 Isaiah
62 Cole
63 Adam
64 Tristan
65 Isaac
66 Max
67 Kyle
68 Aaron
69 Nathaniel
70 Wyatt
71 Robert
72 Chase
73 Riley
74 Carson
75 Brady
76 Jason
77 Parker
78 Charlie
79 Devin
80 Cooper
81 Blake
82 Eric
83 Xavier
84 Sebastian
85 Brian
86 Henry
87 Seth
88 Steven
89 Brody
90 Bryce
91 Will
92 Brendan
93 Patrick
94 Sam
95 Julian
96 Drew
97 Miles
98 Kevin
99 Peyton
100 Ben

At least I have a sense of humor about it...

Best children's toy ever.


Amazon.com actually pulled this from their site after getting complaints about it being inappropriate. I just think its ironic that the little character inside is a monkey. teehee.

I'm posting this from my new Motorola Q.

I just wanted to check out its awesomeness.

Todd and I are heading out to Ohio this morning so I just wanted to wish everyone a happy Thanksgiving! The next time you hear from me I'll be 25. eek!

I shamelessly stole this from Jenn...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last Wednesday I bought porn for andwhat_atoddd (-10 points). Last week I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In November I helped paulieparker see the light (8 points). In July fossegrl7 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been nice (633 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven! Sincerely, pinkhollywood

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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday breezy512 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In May I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In April I punched poetic_affinity in the arm (-10 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sweetvanity (-5000 points). In September I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5135 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, pinkhollywood

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There are about 20 days left until my birthday. Luckily for Thanksgiving, it gets to share the day with the celebration of my birth.

So when you're eating that turkey, think of me... wait... that didn't come out right.

So much for getting a good night's sleep and feeling better in the morning. I went to bed at 11:00, and have now been awake since 1am (its 2:30am right now). This sucks. I feel AWFUL. My throat is killing me, I have no voice, I'm coughing, and I'm hot/cold/hot/cold/etc. Ugh. I'm swamped at work and have hardly any time off left until my days reset in April. Oh well... looks like I'll be home tomorrow.

Todd: I like to fall a little more in love with you, every so often
Todd: even if it just means reminding myself how perfectly it all came together



This is why I'm marrying him.